encyclopedophile:

satanickittylitter:

honey I shrunk my d*ck

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vvaddles:

U know when you were a kid and won a game in first place and there was that little bitch who went “first is the worst second is the best” like how the fuck did that even make sense

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policedog:

imagine if people screamed instead of snored

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We asked twenty strangers to kiss for the first time….
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